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Salads

House
Spring Mix, Tomatoes, Cucumber & Cheese in a Honey Raspberry Vinaigrette Dressing

Caesar
Romaine Lettuce, Parmesan Cheese & Homemade Croutons in a Caesar Dressing

California Shrimp Salad
Spring Mix, Fresh Shrimp, Avocado, Cucumber & Tomato with a Honey Raspberry Vinaigrette Dressing

Greek
Spring Mix, Feta Cheese, Celery, Peppers, Kalamata Olives & Onions with a Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing

Individual Pizzas

Four Cheese Pizza

Chicken
Topped with Barbecue or Buffalo Sauce

Margherita
Tomato, Basil & Mozzarella

Tuscan Pizza
Shrimp, Bell Peppers, Onions, Tomatoes, Black Olives & Mushrooms

Additional Toppings
Artichoke Hearts, Black Olives, Chicken, Green Olives, Green Peppers, Kalamata Olives, Mushrooms, Onions, Pepperoni, Red Peppers, Shrimp, Tomatoes & Yellow Peppers

Platters

Buffalo Chicken Fingers
with Fries, Celery & Bleu Cheese

Fries
French Fries or Sweet Potato Fries

Helium Barrels
Spicy Potato Bites, with a Spicy Ranch Dipping Sauce

Mediterranean
Hummus, Pita Bread, Feta, Olives & Vegetables

Nachos
Topped with Cheddar & Monterey Jack Cheeses, Tomatoes, Black Olives & Jalapeños

Pulled Pork Tacos
Pulled Pork with Onions and Cilantro

Chicken Quesadilla
Cheddar & Monterey Jack Cheeses, Grilled Chicken, Bell Peppers & Onions

Shrimp Cocktail
Fresh Shrimp Served with Cocktail Sauce

Shrimp Kabobs
Shrimp Mushrooms, Cherry Tomatoes & Red Onions, Served over a Bed of Rice

Spinach & Artichoke Dip
with Chips

Tortilla Chips with Homemade Guacamole & Salsa

Vegetable Crudite
Raw Vegetables with Homemade Spinach Dip

Burgers, Sandwiches & Wraps

AvoChicken Panini
Grilled Chicken Breast, Provolone, Avocado & Honey Mustard

BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich
Pulled Pork in a Smokey Barbecue Sauce, with Onions & Provolone on a Sesame Seed Bun

Chicken Caesar Wrap
Grilled Chicken Breast, Tomato, Lettuce & Caesar Dressing

Garden Burger
Grilled Garden Burger, Served with Lettuce, Tomato & Onion on a Sesame Seed Bun

Chicken Hummus Panini
Grilled Chicken Breast, Hummus, Roasted Red Peppers, Red Onion & Provolone Cheese

Grilled Italian Sausage
Topped with a Spicy Red Onion Marmalade & Provolone with a Cucumber Vinegar Salad

Spicy Chicken Ranch Wrap
Breaded Chicken, Lettuce, Tomato & Pepper Jack Cheese

Vegetable Panini
Vegetables Sautéed in a Balsamic Dressing, Served with Provolone

Desserts

Mixed Berry Parfait

New York Cheesecake

Snicker’s Pie

Turtle Bundt Cake

Warm Chocolate Brownie

2013 Portland's Funniest Person Contest - Prelims
5/23, 5/28, 5/29, 6/4, 6/5, 6/6, 6/7

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5/24, 5/25

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Sarah Colonna from "Chelsea Lately"
5/30, 5/31, 6/1

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2013 Portland's Funniest Person Contest - Semis
6/8

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2013 Portland's Funniest Person Contest - Finals
6/9

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Weekly Open Mic Night - Now 18+
6/11

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Michael McDonald from "MadTV"
6/13, 6/14, 6/15

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Auggie Smith
6/20, 6/21, 6/22

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Weekly Open Mic Night - Now 18+
6/25

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Rob Schneider
6/27, 6/28, 6/29

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Fortune Feimster "Chelsea Lately"
7/5, 7/6

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