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Light Fare & Salads

Romaine Salad
Crisp Romaine Lettuce Tossed with Zesty Lemon Parmesan Dressing, Topped with a Crispy Cheese Tuile

Pear & Bleu Cheese Salad
Baby Greens, Fresh Pear, Creamy Bleu Cheese, & Toasted Pecans in a Balsamic Vinaigrettes

Apple Salad
Fresh Field Greens, Crisp Apples, Golden Raisins, and Asiago Cheese, Dressed with a House-made White Balsamic Vinaigrette

Bruschetta Trio
A Variety Sampler of Toasted Crostini
The Traditional: Tomato, Basil, & Garlic
The Pacific: Diced Apples, Toasted Walnuts, & Creamy Brie
The Atlantic: Honey Goat Cheese, Chives, & Kalamata Olive

Fig & Prosciutto Salad
California Figs, Toasted Walnuts, & Bleu Cheese Wrapped in Prosciutto & Drizzled with a Balsamic Glaze
A Legend In The Making!

Mac & Cheese Trio
A Variety Sampler of Creamy Mac & Cheese
South Philly: Crispy Prosciutto
Main Line: Herb & Butter
Center City: Frizzled Shaved Onion

Hummus Plate
House Made Hummus, Toasted Pita Points, Feta Cheese Olives, & Seasonal Veggies

Tri Color Nachos
Topped with Your Choice of Mozzarella or Nacho Cheese, Diced Tomatoes, Black Olives, & Spicy Jalapenos
Add Salsa: $1 House Made Guacamole $2.25 Chicken $3

Spinach & Artichoke Dip
A Creamy Blend of Sautéed Spinach & Artichoke Served Warm with Tri Color Tortilla Chips

Crudites
A Cornucopia of raw Veggies with Our Savory Spinach Dip

A Fine Selection of Hand Grilled Pannini’s

Veggie
Fresh Vegetables Sautéed in Balsamic Dressing, with Provolone

Classic
Fresh Tomato, Sweet Basil, and Creamy Mozzarella with Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Chicken Pesto
Pesto, Mozzarella, Sweet Roasted Red Peppers with Grilled Chicken Breast

Chicken Avocado
Provolone, Avocado, &Honey Mustard with Grilled Chicken Breast

Turkey
Smoked Mozzarella, Baby Arugula, House Made Cranberry Mayo & Oven Roasted Turkey
A Staff Favorite!

Roast Beef
Sharp Provolone, Fire Roasted Peppers, and Wasabi Dijon Spread over Deli Sliced Top Round of Beef

Prosciutto
Asiago Cheese, Peppery Arugula, & Herb Infused Olive Oil With Thin Sliced Parma Prosciutto

Oven Fired Personal Pizzas

Classic
A Traditional Style Pizza, with the perfect blend of Mozzarella, Homemade Sauce, and Spices

Chicken
Boneless Breast of Chicken Tossed with BBQ, Buffalo, or Sweet & Spicy Sauce

Margherita
Juicy Tomato, Sweet Basil, & Fresh Mozzarella
Our Most Popular!

Additional Toppings
Black Olives, Green Olives, Kalamata Olives, Mushrooms, Onions, Pepperoni, Tomatoes, Red, Green, or Yellow Peppers
Add Chicken or Shrimp

A Selection of House Specialties

Grilled Shrimp
U-15 Grilled Shrimp, Served with Saffron/Herb Rice, Spicy Sriracha Sauce, & Parsley Coulis

Artisan Cheese Plate
Cheeses from Around the Globe Served with Olive Tapenade, Crostini, and Seasonal Accoutrements

Chicken Fingers
Golden Chicken Tenders Served with Our Signature Buffalo Sauce, Bleu Cheese, or Ranch Dressing

The Sweet Spot

Snickers® Pie
The Pie that Eats Like a Candy Bar! Large Chunks of Snickers Bars, Fudgy Brownie, Caramel, Peanuts, and a Tart Cream Cheese Filling.

Brownie Sundae
Our Buttery Chocolate, Chewy Brownie is Generously Studded with Hershey’s Kisses and Chunks of Bittersweet and Semi-Sweet Chocolate Topped with Creamy Vanilla Ice Cream.

Cheese Cake
Decadent, Creamy, NY Style Cheese Cake Topped with Wild Berry & Amaretto Compote

Apple Cobbler
Sliced & Spiced, This Apple Confection is the Best in Town! Served with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

Peanut Butter Cheese Cake
This Mind Blower is a House Made Sensation Blending Velvety Cheesecake with Savory Smooth Peanut Butter In a Buttery Graham Cracker Crust

Godfrey from FX's "Louie"
4/18, 4/19

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Dirty Dozen - Easter Edition
4/19

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OPEN MIC
4/22, 4/29, 5/6, 5/13, 5/20, 5/27, 6/3

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FREE Trivia & Comedy Night
4/23

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Alter Ego
4/24

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Susie Essman - Special Event
4/25, 4/26

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Philadelphia Comedy Academy Graduation Show
4/26

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Brandon T Jackson Deadbeat Comedy Tour - Special Event
4/27

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Chelsea Peretti - Special Event
4/30

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Rob Schneider - Special Event
5/1, 5/2, 5/3

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The Dirty Dozen - $12 - 12 Midnight - 12 Comics
5/3, 5/10, 5/17, 5/31

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Hal Sparks
5/7, 5/8, 5/9, 5/10

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Doug Benson Stand-up - Special Event
5/8

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Andrew Santino
5/14, 5/15, 5/16, 5/17

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1-day Seminar with Brad Trackman
5/17, 5/18

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Philadelphia Comedy Academy Contest
5/18

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THE ROAD 2 ODDBALL TOUR
5/21

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Charlie Murphy - Special Event
5/22, 5/23, 5/24

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Bert Kreischer - Special Event
5/29, 5/30, 5/31

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Steve Rannazzisi from FX's "The League" - Special Event
6/4, 6/5, 6/6, 6/7

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Dom Irrera - Special Event
6/12, 6/13, 6/14

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Bill Burr Presents The All In Comedy Tour
6/15

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Mick Foley - Special Event
6/18

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